Marmite and Tea - Randomness

May 24

Continuing the theme

I recongise many of these traits but especially

Symptons include extreme psychopathic episodes directed at microblogging services. Triggers range from service outage to time delay between tweets being sent to mobile and appearing on twitter client. Also triggered by incessant noise pollution from tweet alerts on multiple devices.

May 22

You know you blog too much when

the following conversation takes places

T (arriving home from work to see me in the kitchen baking cookies) - is the internet broken?

Me - no, why?

T - You normally do other stuff when it’s down.

Me - That is so not true and unfair.

T - Raises eyebrows.

Me - okay fair enough.

May 21

Who is buying this book?

Seriously who?

May 20

Kids these days

Asking someone out seems to have become a lot more inventive since I was at school, Latin translations anyone?

I’ve been watching more of The Paper. I can’t believe Amanda’s date got grounded. I really want to know what latin boy did to have to miss homecoming

Still loving Adam and so glad he was the King.

I hope one day Alex looks back on these tapes and is throughly ashamed of himself! He was a complete wanker about the photo.

Tuesday, not so bad

So I mentioned a while back that if I ever have a child I think Tuesday is a pretty cool name. The husband objects strongly. But have you seen what Angelina wants to call her twins?

Castor and Pollox

Suddenly Tuesday is looking pretty normal, no?

May 19

The Paper

Love it, love it so much. It makes me so happy my high school days are far, far behind me.

I’m still loving Amanda she may need to dial it down occasionally but gosh that girl has confidence. The rest are a bunch of back stabbing bad losers, you didn’t get editor in chief, get over it!

Apart from Adam who is too brilliant for words, he needs his own show.

May 17

Grape Nuts

This is deceptive marketing, something called Grape Nutes should be yummy and maybe have dried grapes in. It’s like sawdust. At least with All bran you know what your getting from the name.

Success

Okay I managed Number 3 and Number 5, guess that is why I’m not running the country or even working at all!

May 16

Serenity Now!

So I am surprised at how calmly I took the bottom falling off the blender sending my mango curry sauce (35 minutes in the making) all over the kitchen. Wow that stuff went everywhere!

But I “serenity nowed” and it made me laugh if not feel calm - thank you Seinfeld!