Marmite and Tea - Randomness

George Costanza is my hero

Sat, 24 May 2008 00:03:20 -0400

Continuing the theme

Fri, 23 May 2008 10:51:26 -0400

I recongise many of these traits but especially

Symptons include extreme psychopathic episodes directed at microblogging services. Triggers range from service outage to time delay between tweets being sent to mobile and appearing on twitter client. Also triggered by incessant noise pollution from tweet alerts on multiple devices.

You know you blog too much when

Thu, 22 May 2008 21:28:37 -0400

the following conversation takes places

T (arriving home from work to see me in the kitchen baking cookies) - is the internet broken?

Me - no, why?

T - You normally do other stuff when it’s down.

Me - That is so not true and unfair.

T - Raises eyebrows.

Me - okay fair enough.

Who is buying this book?

Wed, 21 May 2008 23:19:27 -0400

Who is buying this book?: Seriously who?

Kids these days

Tue, 20 May 2008 14:02:21 -0400

Asking someone out seems to have become a lot more inventive since I was at school, Latin translations anyone?

I’ve been watching more of The Paper. I can’t believe Amanda’s date got grounded. I really want to know what latin boy did to have to miss homecoming

Still loving Adam and so glad he was the King.

I hope one day Alex looks back on these tapes and is throughly ashamed of himself! He was a complete wanker about the photo.

Tuesday, not so bad

Tue, 20 May 2008 08:51:00 -0400

So I mentioned a while back that if I ever have a child I think Tuesday is a pretty cool name. The husband objects strongly. But have you seen what Angelina wants to call her twins?

Castor and Pollox

Suddenly Tuesday is looking pretty normal, no?

The Paper

Mon, 19 May 2008 18:03:47 -0400

Love it, love it so much. It makes me so happy my high school days are far, far behind me.

I’m still loving Amanda she may need to dial it down occasionally but gosh that girl has confidence. The rest are a bunch of back stabbing bad losers, you didn’t get editor in chief, get over it!

Apart from Adam who is too brilliant for words, he needs his own show.

Grape Nuts

Sat, 17 May 2008 23:28:47 -0400

This is deceptive marketing, something called Grape Nutes should be yummy and maybe have dried grapes in. It’s like sawdust. At least with All bran you know what your getting from the name.

Success

Sat, 17 May 2008 17:56:14 -0400

Success: Okay I managed Number 3 and Number 5, guess that is why I’m not running the country or even working at all!

Serenity Now!

Fri, 16 May 2008 17:06:44 -0400

So I am surprised at how calmly I took the bottom falling off the blender sending my mango curry sauce (35 minutes in the making) all over the kitchen. Wow that stuff went everywhere!

But I “serenity nowed” and it made me laugh if not feel calm - thank you Seinfeld!

The Internet is not my friend

Thu, 15 May 2008 22:09:15 -0400

First it crashed, then blogger stopped working and then I tried to write a blog on evil wordpress, enough said!

I’m ready to throw my toys out of the pram!

I need the internets to work!

Interview

Thu, 15 May 2008 21:42:29 -0400

I have one! Yeah me.

I wasn't expecting that!

Wed, 14 May 2008 21:58:36 -0400

Lovely Radiohead has reissued tickets for another concert in August. So hopefully we will see them this time rather than sitting in the car in the rain.

Very surprised I thought they’d tell us it wasn’t there problem.

Too Much Computer

Wed, 14 May 2008 00:03:31 -0400

I think I have actually pulled something in my finger from rolling the mouse rolly thing up and down, as I scroll posts - I feel there is something tragic about this!

Word of the Day

Tue, 13 May 2008 19:27:26 -0400

So who knew umbrage also meant - Shade; shadow; hence, something that affords a shade, as a screen of trees or foliage.

Email Panic

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:35:26 -0400

So does everyone write something bitchy in an email, hit send and have a moment of pure panic where you think you sent it to the person you were bitching about not the person you were bitching to?

Not just us then!

Tue, 13 May 2008 16:33:37 -0400

Not just us then!

Sad

Mon, 12 May 2008 23:25:00 -0400

I’m very sad that House didn’t get TiVo’d, especially as it looked really good. Technology what happened? You let me down your meant to be invincible :(

Luckily you got Gossip Girl so I’ll forgive you.

Oh Dear

Mon, 12 May 2008 14:48:18 -0400

On my third watching of The X-Files trailer I have worked out that yes I did recognise that accent. It is none other than Billy Connolly. Now I know many poeple think he is a fine actor and loved him in Mrs Brown and other films. But I everytime I hear him I just to start to laugh, I can not watch him in a serious role. I’m hoping this isn’t going to spoilt my X-files enjoyment!

"There comes a time when we realise that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone..."

Mon, 12 May 2008 14:40:58 -0400

““There comes a time when we realise that our parents cannot save themselves or save us, that everyone who wades through time eventually gets dragged out to sea by the undertow - that, in short, we are all going.””

- Looking for Alaska - John Green